For marketing leaders at companies doing $3M+

Give us 45 minutes.Get $100.

76% of marketing spend gets wasted. The leak is rarely the ads. Give us 45 minutes and a specialist in your vertical will tell you where yours is going. You keep what we find, whether we work together or not.

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45 min

With a specialist who works in your industry.

$100

Amazon or Starbucks, sent to the email you register with.

48 hrs

From the end of the session to the card in your inbox.

What actually happens

Yes, this is a sales call. We're not going to pretend otherwise. We're paying you $100 because we think 45 minutes with a specialist in your vertical is worth your time even if you never hire us.

You leave with three things.

The read

What someone who works in your category all day thinks is actually going on.

The first fix

What we'd change first, and what it should move.

The honest answer

Whether an agency should solve this at all. Sometimes we say no.

View access to your ad accounts is part of the deal. A specialist walks the actual money before you get on the call, so the 45 minutes goes to what to do about it instead of getting up to speed.

Who this is for

We turn away more than 80% of the companies that ask to work with us. So we're specific about who we spend an hour with.

  • You run marketing at a company doing $3M or more.
  • You have at least 12 months of paid ad history.
  • You have real influence over budget and strategy.
  • You’ll give us view access to your ad accounts before the session.

If that's not you, the free resources at The Indispensable Marketer will be a better use of your time.

The fine print, said plainly

The $100 is compensation for a completed session. It goes out after the 45 minutes, not before. One per company. Book and don't show, and we'll release the slot.

We need view access to your ad accounts before the session. View only, nothing changes, and you can revoke it the minute we’re done. Without it we’re guessing, and guessing isn’t worth your 45 minutes or our $100.

This is built for accounts with at least 12 months of paid history. Newer than that and there isn’t enough signal to read.

We run an agency, so if what we find looks like something we could fix, we'll say so. You're under no obligation, and what we give you is yours either way.

45 minutes. $100. The plan is yours either way.

We'll reach out within one business day to schedule.